Chubb's Meat Bundles

Hi Gang -

Glad to be back from my trip to Leez-i-ana (that's Louisiana to you and me.) I am aware of my families decision to post my correspondence over the last few months but fear not for I am hardly embarassed. Fact being, along with Guinness, Ambien CR, and the 10PM re-run of Law & Order -- knowing my spectacular public failures might help someone else allows me to sleep soundly at night.

Now on to matters of the mail. Besides the predictable, tiresome rants of greedy corporate America and certain public utility companies ("You owe us blah, blah, blah" "Last notice blah, blah" "To restore your power please remit blah.), I received a curious blue direct mail advertisement from an Omaha business I've not yet had the pleasure of establishing credit with. Chubb's Meat Bundles located at 16th and Locust Omaha, NE. Chubb's as the ad states was recently Voted Best In Omaha. A notable accomplishment no doubt, however it is unclear who exactly voted them number 1. Nor does it say what category they achieved this ranking. I presume the 'Meat Category' but one cannot be too careful -- I shall report my findings upon my visit this afternoon should 16th and Locust be located along a major bus route.

Some specials of note: Farmland Pork Featherbones 10 lb Box $8.90, , Ruper's Sparerib Strips 10 lb Box $11.90, Popcorn Chicken 10lb Bag $8.90 (Frozen Ready For Frying), Our Family Pop 12 Pack Cans 3/$5 and Trend Laundry Detergent 100 ox Ctns 2/$4. (You will notice this last item gives further creedence to the importance of answering said Category question.)

That's all from your buddy Flim -- we're expecting 100 degree weather in Omaha today and I need to get to inflating the ol pool. Maybe I'll see you at Chubb's...till then.