Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Hal Daub's Campaign Script


Hal Daub: "Washington is broke and we need someone to fix it....that is why fellow Nebraskans I am committed to running for U.S. Senate and changing this flawed system."


SFX: Phone Ringing


Hal Daub: Hello?


Washington D.C.: We're not sending you any money.


SFX: Phone hanging up.


Hal Daub: "....and that is why fellow Nebraskans I am not committed to running for U.S. Senate."

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